We need to learn more from him, he's already taught us....
Everyone has something to atone for.

Not all demons are bad... so, you should try and get to know them before making any snap judgments.

Everyone should be free to go make their own mark in the world... even cats.

Pleasures of the flesh vs. duty and honor... hmmm... tough choice.

Being hit in the head does not result in a vision, contrary to popular belief.

Tiny flaws are fascinating.

Picturing Angel in tights can be really disturbing.

Always notice when a woman wears new shoes.

Brushing up on one's finger pantomime can help to aviod embarassing misunderstandings.

Even badly dressed superheroes have their charms.

Everything is cause for celebration, even opening a mailbox.

Some gifts should just be returned, no questions asked (especially if they come from the PTB).

You never know your strength until you're tested.

A shrimp fork is not the proper utensil for eating someone's brains - you need a soup spoon.

Nice guys don't always finish last.

Always clean under the rug in order to avoid heart attacks.

When recieving a message from the PTB, a self-destructing tape that comes with a dossier is preferred over a vague vision.

It's good to be familiar with your town's geography - how else will you be able to identify a "terminally stuck in the eighties" bar from one grainy vision?

Singlemalt is not the same thing as Polymalt.

Angela's Ashes - a book that should be on everyone's Must Read list.

Fully armed "doohickies" are not to be triffled with.

Don't become losery, pining guy full time, especially if they already have one of those around the office.

After high school is over it's time to make with the grown up talk.

When at a Bachelor party, it's always good to have a vampire watching your back... though not your neck...

A girl can learn to love *any* face... even green, spiny ones.

Secrets are bad and they usually end up getting you slapped across the face. (Though sometimes you can get a date with a beautiful woman out of it...)

Running away never solves your problems.

Boring tales can always be made more exciting with a little sex.

The technical term for er... um... getting fleshy with one another is "moment of true happiness."

Always fight the good fight.

Hottie... stiffener... same diffference.

Doyle City is not all doom and gloom when Cordelia is around.

You have to have the right connections if you want to get anything done in LA.

If your friend is always brooding and moping, use that to your advantage by getting pretty girls to cry in your arms.

You have to chat people up more casual like when you want to avoid being detected by the police.

Always hope that your clients are helpless.

When you're having a moment of manliness, don't let anybody step all over it, no matter how pretty they are.

When you're telling a bedtime story, it doesn't matter if the person that you're telling it to is sleepy or not. They soon will be.

An Irish accent is really sexy.

The age of chivalry is NOT dead like everyone thought.

Sometimes you really get screwed by the PTB. (Contributed by Bethony Ann Drisscol)

A guy who turns into a Demon when he sneezes is way cute.

A bottle of Asprin and a bottle of whisky do about the same thing for a headache... but the whisky is much more fun!

Violence is not the answer... though it can be quite festive.

When they're looking for a fight, let someone else give it to them.

Playing trivia games against drunks on the internet can be fun.

Don't be ashamed if the only money in your family is under the couch cushions.

Reliving a moment of glory (aka-- Act out fighting a vampire off the girl you love) does not constitute an incredible spas attack.

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